Hey im made of anger and hard booch

basstual:

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patricide69:

these:

The line between ‘gay’ and ‘trans’ is was and always will be a semipermeable membrane. it’s a phospholipid bilayer

Exactly because gender is based on heterosexuality

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wamakaskan:

theeclectickoalastudent:

wamakaskan:

oh so we’re all in this together? name 5 of your neighbors

Satan, Lucifer, Moloch, Beelzebub, Lilith.

omg you know lilith too ?? love her

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birlinterrupted:

birlinterrupted:

i think that social media has resulted in a lot of people acting like feelings and thoughts have to submit to the logic of audience persuasion and goal-directed thinking to be worth expressing but these things are not inherently instrumental

this dynamic feels v much like the mental version of how social media has resulted in people feeling compelled to acheive near-model status makeup and photo presentation to take and share a picture of themselves

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sa2ha:

Bro unlearn your victim mentality already youre scaring the hoes

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lilcowgirl4:

WAIT. Not to be controversial but. What if I just enjoy life for what it is right now instead of stressing about what I’ve yet to get out of it. What if I choose to enjoy this time……I know that once it goes, I won’t get it back from anywhere

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thearkoftaujeer:

wrestling promos are so funny because theyre literally… promos, like, ads, but theyre also supposed to have like character- and story-advancing content, so theyre all just like a guy getting up in the camera and being like “DIRTBAG MIKE, YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW. WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD I GOT ATTACKED BY A PACK OF RABID DOGS AND I LEARNED I CAN DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE. I’M FUCKING CRAZY, DIRTBAG MIKE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO BITE YOUR NOSE OFF AND EAT IT. I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE DIRTBAG MIKE AND I’M GONNA DO IT IN OMAHA NEBRASKA ON DECEMBER 3RD, 8PM, IN THE AT&T AMPHITHEATER SPONSORED BY GENERAL ELECTRIC. DIRTBAG MIKE YOURE GONNA REGRET WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY COUSIN T-BONE “TERMINATOR” TENNYSON WHEN I CUT YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AT 8PM ON DECEMBER 3RD IN NEBRASKA”

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roswell-newton-vargas:

all-hail-the-kazoo:

roswell-newton-vargas:

I wanna make a podcast called “I Should Have a Podcast” where profoundly unfunny men pitch me their terrible podcast ideas and if they bring up serial killers or D&D, I get to taze them.

“The Unmade Podcast” with Brady Haran and Tim Hein is pretty much like this, it’s a podcast about ideas for podcasts. Some are terrible, some are funny

I’m gonna level with you, man. I just want an excuse to taze my former roommate.

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emmettmccartycullen:

bellavussy:

Edward: me and Bella are soulmates (don’t ask about my soul)

Edward: yes me and Bella are soulmates. No I don’t have a soul. We exist

lilcowgirl4:

WAIT. Not to be controversial but. What if I just enjoy life for what it is right now instead of stressing about what I’ve yet to get out of it. What if I choose to enjoy this time……I know that once it goes, I won’t get it back from anywhere

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aleworldaddict:

Philip Treacy Haute Couture F/W 2001

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